Cam Show Tonight

Just a reminder for my members that my 1 hour cam show on Camz starts at midnight EST. See you there!

Web Whore Whippersnappers!

I tested out the private one on one chat system iFriends last night & have to say, even as a webmaster & self-proclaimed geek, that site is confusing as fuck. It's got all of these awesome features, like my very own Fan Club that I can add all sorts of replay clips & images to that costs $20 per month or free if the member spends $20 per month in private cam shows. Very cool & a great bonus for regular chatters. I knew about that part, but I didn't realize how many other features these clubs offer that get shoved down the list in the description, like a phone system so my members can call me whenever they want & leave voice messages if I'm not available or scheduling a wake-up call so certain days of the week you can wake up to your phone & my voice. OK, maybe that one is a little weird, but still totally original. I'm blown away by the features they offer & equally blown away by how bad the functionality is. As a chathost, I log in to start broadcasting & it asks me which software I'm going to be broadcasting from. There are FIVE choices, all of which cite the great features of that particular program. How the hell do I know which program I should broadcast from? Searching the message boards, I've figured out that some programs mean you'll get more viewers in your chat room (good thing), but that when you're doing a private show, some surfers on other websites can still see me (huh? that's not private!!). It took me 10 tries & an email to support to finally get my damn profile pic to show up!

Since it's one of the oldest cam systems on-line, it seems like they just kept building on & building on & now they have this ramshackle site with incredible features - a mansion built on a trailer pad. I'd give up & chuck the whole thing, but some of the stuff they're doing is just too neat. 3D cam shows? Gimmicky as fuck, but who doesn't want to try it once? Being able to send an email or ICQ to my favorite chatters to let them know when I go on-line? Very handy. So, I think I'll stick with it & try to figure out what all these 18 year olds seem to have no problem doing. And then I'll figure out how to customize my MySpace. And then I'll call my mom & tell her I now understand her hatred for those young whippersnappers. =P

Ch-ch-changes!

A little easier on the eyes, no? I *heart* pink, but if I can't read my own blog for more than a few minutes without getting a headache, I can hardly expect anyone else to! So yeah, toning down the pink this week across the board. =)

And the Best Oscar Line Goes To...

I'm sure there will be plenty, but so far the winner goes to Jon Stewart:

"Bjork will not be attending the Oscars tonight. As she was getting dressed she was accidentally shot by Dick Cheney." Bahahahahahaha!

Foot & Stocking Fetish Show Tonight

I was finally starting to feel close to 100% better after my bizarre alergic reaction last week & my eyes were just very dry, but probably not noticeable to anyone else. So I tanned for 2 days & got ready to shoot the photos I need to submit for 2 different projects. Low & behold, it's the tanning that is making me swell like Stay Puft the Marshmallow Face! By the end of the shoot my eyes were itching & swelling by the minute. I kept taking antihistamines & rubbing on the hydrocortisone cream, so they're not completely closed today, but it's still a not leaving the house kind of day.

So, does this mean I'm cancelling my members cam show tonight? No way! In fact I'm moving it to 1 hour earlier - 11:00 PM EST. Since my eyes are such a mess & I really don't want to irritate them further by putting on make-up, this crafty girl is going to do a sexy themed show instead - glasses, a white blouse, short skirt & stockings. A little striptease out of my office outfit should be just the thing to lift my spirits! Hopefully my foot fans can make it tonight. =)

FYI: I'm an Ogre

I had two full days of shooting planned yesterday & today, so in preparation I tanned, painted my nails, deep conditioned my hair...all that fun stuff. But as I was getting ready for my cam show on Tuesday night (which I had a GREAT time at! awesome folks dropped by), I noticed the corners of my eyes were really dry. I put on some lotion & did my show, plus a few shots of my feet afterwards for my foot fetish fans. By the time I was done, there were big puffy circles under my eyes. I took off all my make-up, cranked up the humidfier in my bedroom & went to sleep. By the time I woke up yesterday morning my eyes were swollen almost completely shut! Yes, I am an ogre.

I went to a walk-in clinic which wasn't much help. I'm not using any new make-up products or detergents whatsoever. Every product has been something I've used for months without a problem. The only thing I can think of is nail polish, which I don't wear that often, but did have on while I was poking around my eyes applying my make-up. I have an appointment with my family doctor today & hopefully he'll have some suggestions other than Claritin.

It's not as bad today, but still just doesn't look like *me*. I had no idea how much my eyes impact my entire look. It's really bizarre looking in the mirror & not recognizing yourself. As women age, many will get some kind of plastic surgery to look younger, like a face lift or eye lift, and no wonder they end up looking so different. Not younger, just different. Remind me to re-read this entry when I'm 40. =)

Spank Me!

Hey sweeties! I've been such a bad girl lately, getting wrapped up & too busy to take care of my wonderful foot fans. I need a spanking! heehee

I have a huge update coming up with new photo sets & a new video. I have so many ideas for really cool shoots, but I decided that getting a video up quickly might be more appreciated, so I went back to basics. It's a very simple one with a low camera showing lots of yummy shots of my feet - up on my tip toes, a little flexing & pointing & of course, wriggling my piggies. I'm wearing a dark purple polish in that one & have plans for more red this week. So stay tuned!

Out of Town

Hey sweeties! Just a heads up to let you know that I'm in Calgary for a few days so won't be able to reply to email etc. until I get back. I think I found a great new solution for doing foot cam shows though, so if you've emailed me, I will get back to you as soon as I get it all set up. =)

Have a great weekend!

Olympic Hockey Has Started!

Hockey & ice skating are my two favorite sports to watch during the Olympics, followed by the crazy aerial tricks that the skiers & snowboarders do. I didn't have anybody to root for in skating & after that girl from China got up & finished after such a painful looking fall, she'd have been my pick anyways. But hockey has started, baby! Click here for the official schedule. It's too bad the time difference makes watching the games with friends a lost cause. One of my girlfriends manages a pub & actually called the liquor board to see if they could get a license to serve for the early morning final. No luck, so no, they won't be opening early. PJs & cereal just aren't as much fun as rooting with a whole crowd of folks in a public place. Obviously beer trumps milk. =P

In lieu of fun hockey cheering in public, I took mine private in these Oops, I Got Caught Jumping Again! snaps:
















And if you still want more Team Canada, I put up a new wallpaper in 800 X 600 as well as 1024 X 768. Check it out on my wallpaper page.

Happy Valentine's Day!

I'm busting my ass trying to get a Valentine's Day photo update ready for my members but working from my laptop is proving to be verrrrry slow going. All the basic things I had on my main system, like the program I use to build galleries, the fonts for the watermark & so on are not installed here. So it's been many hours of running upstairs & back downstairs searching for CDs & so on. BUT I'm so fucking happy to announce that I think I'm going to have all of my data recovered! A tech friend of mine hooked me up with an amazing data recovery program that has been running for almost 3 days straight. It keeps trucking along & I keep my fingers crossed. =)

I had an awesome weekend & will post some photos later. Geocaching with my 6 year old nephew for the first time? Check! Kicking ass at mini golf? Check! Losing my ball in the water & almost nailing onlookers in the bean with my ball? Check! Nothing like a 6 year old to remind you that your biggest problems should be not laughing enough. Or eating enough foil-wrapped chocolate hearts. hehe.

I'm going to hurry up & get my V-Day shoot edited & uploaded. They unfortunately require a lot of editing after my 500 W light blew out on the first photo, so as the sun went down, the pics get much darker. But at least I had one other blue photo bulb so I didn't have to use a regular household one like in my last shoot. Hello, yellow face! I loved the shots, but it looked like I had been under a sun lamp for way too long (just my face though!).

Give yourself a big hug & a squeeze! It's a day for celebrating love & as cheesy as it sounds, loving yourself is the most important thing you can do today.

*smooches*

New Diet/Eating Disorder

I haven't given up hope that I'll be able to recover some of the data on my fried drive, but in the meantime I have Windows XP installed & running, as well as most of my programs. What I'm missing is my main day to day stuff - my email accounts, passwords, mail I haven't replied to yet, bookmarks & a ton of raw photos. I need a good back-up system that doesn't involve my external drive that takes 3 or 4 tries to connect properly every freakin' time I turn the thing on.

After a few months of eating lots of crap I decided to clean up my act & start a fresh diet yesterday. I had a protein shake for breakfast & dinner was yummy - fresh cod, veggies & rice. Unfortunately, about an hour later I hung onto the toilet as the worst case of food poisoning I've ever had rocked me violently. I was so sick & miserable I started crying in between heaves. I feel great today, if a little overtired after so many nights without a good sleep. I didn't plan to start my diet with a total cleanse, but I guess that'll work. Too bad I already made up for lost time by snacking on some Valentine's chocolates. hehe. I went out for supper tonight with my family & was delighted when my favorite aunt arrived carrying a bag with perfect pink tulips peeking out of the top. Flowers, chocolates, a little teddy bear & a sweet card - might be my best V-day yet!

I've never been the type of girlfriend who has huge expectations when it comes to Valentine's Day. I nice dinner at home followed by a good movie (one that *I* get to pick) is all I really need. But when you see the sappy stories about husbands or boyfriends who really go all out, I am a little wistful. I've never really had a big blowout V-day as an adult. I got diamond earrings one year, but it was at a time in his life, as well as my own, where the money should've gone to paying bills, not on silly trinkets. So while it was a nice gesture, though I am sooooo not a diamond earring kind of gal & think I've only worn them once or twice, there was certainly no "thought that counts" in that scenario. Real thought would've amounted to a homemade card with pictures of future celebrations & a credit card statement showing a big payment. Told ya, really not a sappy sort of girl.

Maybe the reason V-day doesn't rank high on my list is because I was spoiled at any early age by my first boyfriend. It was grade 5 or 6 & he was our paperboy, Kurt. He had white-blonde hair & freckles dusted across his nose that wrinkled when he broke out an adorable smile. Like me, he got excellent grades & was the perfect first kiss. My very first Valentine's Day memory is my dad bringing in the morning paper as I groggily came down for cereal. Inside our paper was a big card with a heartfelt message & chocolate heart. I think I still have that card somewhere. So sweet!

His memory might not be quite as fond though. I think I dumped him a couple of weeks later to go out with his best friend for a whopping 3 days. I just didn't know how good I had it until after I'd kissed Mr. Grass Greener at the bike racks. Mmmmmm...kissing at the bike racks after school until your lips are chapped. Now that's a good Valentine's Day! And a criminal offense at my age, of course.

Dreaming

Have you ever been dreaming about being in a movie theatre, eating popcorn & then woke up to the realization that you were eating your disgusting waxy ear plug? Happy Friday! After the initial confusion, it was actually a nice way to wake up since I was laughing my ass off.

It's +4 C today which means absolutely gorgeous! Sunny, warm & a perfect day to take the dogs for a hike & maybe a little geocaching. May have to make a quick dash to the store for batteries for my GPS first. Nothing exciting this weekend, unfortunately. My best friend is going to Calgary for a big superbowl party, but I need to get some work done, so I'll be staying home feeling sorry for myself. I might go on cam later if anyone wants to keep me company in a private show. =)

Taking Photos of Bare Naked....Flowers!

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Thanks for all the emails!

I've had some wonderful emails the last couple of weeks that reminded me (again!) why I love my foot boys so much - ya'll are just too sweet! I've got lots of new photos to edit, so members please stay tuned. I'm also working on a better way to do 1 on 1 private cam shows. I've been getting a lot of requests lately & it sounds like many people aren't too psyched about signing up for the per-minute cam systems. I can certainly understand that with my maxed out credit card & we all know how time flies when you're having fun. Buying a show at a set amount (15 minutes or whatever) sounds like a great option, so I'm working on setting up billing to do that. Hopefully I'll have something set up Tuesday or Wednesday. =)

New Foot Movie Added

I just uploaded a new movie to my foot fetish site. After wearing the fishnet body stocking during my cam show last week, it got such a great response that I wanted to do a little video wearing it too - flexing my feet & some nice close-ups of my pink toes peeking out of the fishnet. Fun!

More Fishnet Pics

I spent last night shooting photos in the black fishnet bodystocking & heels. In front of my new red (wrinkly) curtains, I ended up with a vintage sort of feel despite the modern dress. This is one of the most work safe photos. I think it could make a good desktop actually...might have to work on that once I finish editing the rest of this batch of photos & updating my nude site.



On the Piggy front, I can't believe that every freakin' domain name with "pug" in it has been registered! And most of them suck donkey balls, no less. It should be an internet crime to take over a rockin' URL just to put up an awful directory of advertisers. For shame!

Fishnet Body Stocking

Looks like my live cam show was a success using Windows Media instead of Flash as a broadcaster, though I wish it hadn't taken me quite so long to figure out how to get everything to work with my router. There didn't seem to be any complaints about the video freezing or the sound, so it was well worth the effort. Of course the best part is - I get to archive my shows with a click of a button! The entire 1 hour show will be up tomorrow. To help my computer keep up with the demands of so many viewers at one time, the video quality isn't as good as my other movies, but it might be fun to watch if you missed it.

After my one hour show I popped into private chat for an hour or so. I ended up having a great time chatting with a couple of friends & one photographer who was surprised that I could shoot my own nude photos. I showed him my cameras flip out & twist LCD screen & took this pic:



Yes, that is a fishnet bodystocking with a hot pink bikini (if you could call 2 teeny triangles of spanex a "bikini") underneath! A little different than my usual bra, panties & stockings outfit, but it seemed to go over well. Something about big booty girls in fishnet is just yummy. Maybe the open crotch? hehe

The other reason I wanted a quick snap of myself was to document my yellow hair. I don't think I've ever been quite so blonde before & already I'm noticing the curse effecting my normally balanced life. Trying to hang up some curtains in my office this afternoon, I chose my rolling office chair to steady myself as I teetered trying to reach the top of the window. Can you see where this is going? Yup, fell off & not only took myself out, but also knocked over my video camera which was sitting atop a tripod (for the cam shows). It didn't appear to suffer any long term damage.

Funnier was the Pug Attack that came during a private chat session. Piggy had been scarce the entire night; naturally, he chose the lengthy 6 minutes I was in a private show to come check out what mom was doing, then proceed to snort & dry heave loudly until he hacked up something indistinguishable right beside my desk. Lovely!

I think it's really time Piggy gets his own website. Since www.piggy.com is already taken (& a gross waste of a domain name, in my opinion), what else would be good for the Pug? Ideas?

Weekend Update

I didn't make it to the dog park this weekend since my friend bailed on me, but he did make it up by taking me out for drinks on Friday night. We went to an English pub & listened to some live music & enjoyed a couple of pints of cider. Not many bars & restaurants carry Strongbow & if they do, it's in the bottle so I was happy to see it on tap. The most entertaining part of the evening was the drunk girl at the table beside us. She was sitting with 3 guys & was so hammered that she kept dancing & falling over, pulling up one guy's shirt to lick his nipples, grabbing another guy's crotch...crazy! I'm sitting at the next table, trying to pick at my nachos without staring at this boozy floozie spectacle. About 20 minutes later, drunk girl went from Sure Thing status to Date Rape status when she fell down & hit her head on a concrete slab at the base of a beam. The guys she was with didn't seem particularly worried, so I tried to get her up & make sure she wasn't bleeding. They joined in & we got her up just as some staff came over with a huge bucket, anticipating the next state in her evening. I moved my chair further away, but unfortunately our table was still too close because the next time she fell, she cracked her head on our table before hitting the ground.

At this point I'm pissed off & ready to tear into these guys. What are you waiting for? Take her home already! I began to help her up & one of the guys she was sitting with says to me, "Is she with you? Because I think it's time for her to go home." Oh my god!!! She wasn't even WITH the guys she was sitting with. They came in together, she stumbled over & sat with them & had been trying to figure out what to do with her ever since! The staff seemed to know her & apparently put her in a cab after last call. Crazy!

Just as I was leaving one of the guys said to me, "Are you sure you're not leaving together? Don't all beautiful women leave together?" Ummmm, are you kidding me? I get that he was trying to pay me a compliment, but really, lumping me into the same pile with the woman with cigarette butts in her hair because she's been on the floor for most of the evening is hardly what I would call a compliment. lol

Last night I was out late again to see the midnight showing of Jarhead. I liked it, but I can see how people expecting a war movie would be disappointed with the lack of action. Visually the Gulf War is an incredible backdrop for a movie & I thought the depiction of how much war time is spent just waiting & trying to keep busy was probably quite accurate. Modern wars aren't fought on the ground & many of the casualties happen after victory has been declared & the peacekeepers move in. It wasn't Oscar-worthy, but a good rental.

Happy Friday!

I think I've wrangled a friend to help me take some photos out at the dog park tomorrow. It's supposed to be quite warm so I was thinking it might be a good spot for flashing boobies amidst the trees. hehe. My poor pug...always being embarrassed by his mom.

The other shoot I want to do is for a contest. They're taking submissions for a movie theme & it looks like they haven't gotten many entries yet. Any memorable scenes you can think of that would be good inspiration for a photoshoot? So far I haven't come up with anything that wouldn't require a shopping trip to hunt down costumes or props. I'd love to do a Marilyn Monroe shoot in the white dress on the subway grate from Seven Year Itch...but that would involve a wig & a white dress. Probably nothing I'd be able to track down this weekend. Hmmmmm...

Pantyhose Movie plus Toe Sucking!

I just finished uploading a new movie to my foot fetish site that I filmed a few weeks ago on my way out east to visit family. I wanted to take advantage of the lovely hotel, so I got dolled up in a red bra & panty set. Then I slid into a tight pair of pantyhose that wrap around my legs & ass to frame my body perfectly. After playing soccer for years (& lots of time at the gym now, as well), I have very shapely legs but something about the way pantyhose cling to them so tightly make them look absolutely divine - every little imperfection smoothed & all the yummy curves highlighted.

The tight fabric rubbing against my pussy gets the familiar tingle started between my legs. Once I started playing with my toes, teasing my feet dangling my black strappy heels so they were dangerously close to falling, then slipping it back onto my foot...knowing how much that would tease you really got my blood flowing. I love the scent of my feet in pantyhose. The way the nylon captures it is heavenly! I gave my toes a little suck, though it would be much more fun if I had someone to suck them for me.

The movie ends with me ripping into the pantyhose, showing off my bare feet & red toes. So much fun! Here are a couple of still shots from the movie: